February 2012
irrelevant.
Watching ‘Strange Sex’ a series on TLC. The episode’s name: “Uncontrollable Urges”. A women feels like she has to urinate during intercourse and will pee on her husband uncontrollably.
First of all, why the fuck am I watching this? But really, why would I day dream about Ryan while listening to the absurdity of this bullshit? It would make him laugh hysterically. I...
Why the fuck can I not sleep?
“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....”
– Harlan Ellison (via lostalways)
“I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.”
– J.D. Salinger (via shakethecobwebs)
Someone should honestly throw me a...
I havent been out of bed all day and now I’m supposed to go to work for four hours? I dont even feel like breathing right now and I don’t know how in the world I’m going to fucking do this. Every part of my body aches and I hope its because I’m going to get my fucking period so I know I’m not fucking pregnant. I hate this mother fucking bullshit jobs and it’s...
“I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts...”
– Johnny Cash
Its official, my feet now look way sexier in heels...
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portiasaysrelax replied to your post: If I don’t...
ughh I took my first pregnancy test last summer. it came out negative but I was so damn stressed about it beforehand.
The waiting is the hardest fucking part.
If I don’t get my period this weekend I have to take a pregnancy test. goddamn mother fucking shit.